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Think Geek has a terrific little USB ready digital microscope for sale. Nifty. You'll need some of this:

Simple plug and play operation with included software that allows you to magnify objects and view them on your PC up to 200X and take snapshots and time-lapse movies. You can also manipulate images with drawing and painting tools. The microscope is detachable from the stand to allow you to get closer to large objects.

Just a microscopic $179.99 and it's yours.  Unlike most everything else on the internet, this item is useless for pornography. No one wants to see your pores. Would you ?