I'm not up on my cutting edge lingo, but I'm pretty sure this phone is both phat and stoopid, because it's not very fat, and not very stupid at all:
Designed to make a splash in poor countries because of its simplicity and low power consumption, the phone uses the same nanotech process in its display that Sony's Reader employs, so it requires no power to display an image, only to change the display. Ease of use, low power consumption, and you can charge it by riding your bicycle.
I love my fellow man as much as the next guy, but I want this phone. I'll give him my fancier phone with all those marvelous features, that... I don't use.