The Greatest Tool The World Has Ever Known

What's the greatest tool the world has ever known? The lever? Bah! The wheel? Handy, it's true. The gun? Great for taking away other people's levers and wheels, but of doubtful utility in many settings. C'mon you know exactly what the most important tool, and the pinnacle of human achievement is:

Duct tape.

But science never sleeps; they've made the ultimate even more ultimater: 3M Nuclear Grade Duct Tape

8979N - Nuclear Grade is designed for both permanent and temporary applications both indoors and outdoors. 8979 provides clean removal with little or no adhesive residue from most opaque surfaces up to 6 months after application. It offers sunlight/UV resistance for up to 1-Year without the backing deteriorating or delaminating.

Go and feast your eyes on this marvel. There's lots of specs for the stuff there, detailing flame spread and leachable halogens and ASME numbers I don't understand, but would give any red blooded american the heebie jeebies just thinking about them.

Sarah Conner would fix rips in her jeep upholstery with Nuclear Grade Duct Tape; no question about it.

Accept no substitute.

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