The Greatest Invention Since The Fur Sink

Well, Christmas is coming, and you need to find that gift for that avid DVD watcher. Here's the perfect item: A DVD rewinder:

Too many DVDs, and CDs and not enough time to rewind? Are your DVDs running a bit too slow? The DVD rewinder is the perfect solution! This novelty rewinder comes with the exclusive Centriptal Velocity Spindle providing the world's fastest DVD rewind! The DVD Rewinder is a great gift for the technical savvy, the couch potato, teens with too much time on their hands, and the gadget buff! Novelty for you or gag gift for a friend.

The perfect gift for the mother-in-law that calls you and says: "I can't open it" every time you send her an e-mail attachment with pictures of her grandchildren. She can watch Matlock re-runs while rewinding her DVDs. Simply brilliant!

The DVD rewinder.

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