The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear... Depends
Well, they had the 39th annual Tokyo Auto Show the other day, and Toyota set hearts aflutter with their "i-swing" personal mobility concept car. Now, the skeptical among you might notice that the squarest of squares seem to think they can place a lower case " i " in front of anything and sell it to the skinny eyeglass set. But this is the greatest concept since the Segway, isn't it?
I've become old and jaded. And while I popped a betamax tape in my rented vcr and watched an old video of me fishing with my Popeil Pocket Fisherman at my timeshare condo in Grenada while I was waiting for Matlock to come on the TeeVee, I couldn't help thinking of this:
Don't forget to turn your computer off when you're done looking. Use your Clapper.