Is The Zune A Turd Because It Looks Like One?
I'm not sure Microsoft can give away Zunes at this point. They might actually have to pay you to take them. Could the problem be as simple as the nasty brown color they sport?
I've heard nasty rumors about websites that feature small, sexy turds on them. No thanks. Maybe I'll go to the mall, and see one in the Zune case instead.