HyperX Cloud Stinger Headset Ad Urges You Stop Twerking For Pricey Gaming Gear But You May Want To Gouge Your Eyes Out

Did you know that not having the right headphones could mean the difference between enjoying well-earned glory and being on the wrong side of an good ol' tea-bagging? Tired of having to get your butt-shake on to pay for a worthy set of cans? If you answer "yes" to either of those, then you're missing out on a wealth of wisdom that Kingston's HyperX division provides in its latest ad promoting the company's Cloud Stinger gaming headset.

HyperX Cloud Stinger Headset

In the ad, the presenter slips into his chair of "overcompensation" and tells the tales of having to twerk on his livestream -- and perhaps even worse, sell off his unborn child for a graphics card -- all to make bank to afford worthwhile peripherals. We can all relate, right? Those with delicate eyes, be warned... 

It's clear that HyperX is proud of its Cloud Stinger headset, and has the confidence in it being an outstanding product to warrant a commercial that might just make you want to gouge your eyes out. HyperX claims that its Stinger includes the guts of its $100 offering, only in a chassis that enables a $50 price point.

Being fifty bucks doesn't mean that the Stinger will leave a lot to be desired. Despite its modest price point, HyperX offers a convenient volume slider on one of the earcups, which our lovely host suggests would be like caressing the face of a lover, a sure thing to turn you both on. And with memory foam and rotating earcups? Immediate arousal from this headset wraps up its plethora of perks (twerks aside).

For $50, this headset sure doesn't mess around. Just remember that while clothes are not required for use of the Cloud Stinger, we'd certainly recommend them nonetheless.