Diablo III Unleashed; World Productivity Teeters On Brink of Collapse

At 12:01 AM this morning, Diablo III launched.

Normally, at this point, I pontificate. I write a bit about the game, share some pithy comments, and offer some well-reasoned considerations of salient points. I'm a journalist. It's what I do. But my priorities have changed, and you're going to have to deal with that. Alternately, you can read my amazingly good preview. But really, you should be playing by now.

Why are you still reading? Are you blind? Did your PC freeze? Do I need to draw you a picture?

Fine. Here's a picture.

Diablo III is OUT.

PS - Dave? I'll be back in the office....on the 22nd. Month to be determined. Hold my calls, and please come by periodically to drop off tasty snacks and hydrating fluids. Bawls, if possible.