Rambler Socket Puts An Extension Cord In Your Wall Outlet

This thing is like anti-evoluationary technology. It's retro in a new kinda way!

While riding in my Cadillac, what to my surprise,

A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.

The guy must have wanted to pass me out

As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).

I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

chorus: Beep beep (beep beep),

Beep beep (beep beep),

His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).

I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake,

But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind, he still had on his brake.

He must have thought his car had more guts,

As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).

I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

chorus

My car went in to passing gear and we took off with gust,

And soon we were doing ninety, must have left him in the dust.

When I peeked in the mirror of my car, I couldn't believe my eyes.

The little Nash Rambler was right behind, you'd think that guy could fly.

chorus

Now we're doing a hundred and ten, it certainly was a race,

For a Rambler to pass a Caddy would be a big disgrace.

The guy must have wanted to pass me out as he kept on tooting his horn.

I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

chorus

Now we're doing a hundred and twenty, as fast as I could go.

The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we were going slow.

The fellow rolled his window down and yelled for me to hear:

"Hey, buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear?"

My Papa said "Son,..You're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop driving that Hot----Rod----Lincoln!"

Wow - you learn something new every day.  For instance, I didn't know blow-dryers only work if you're standing in front of a mirror.