G-Point Mouse Combines Web Browsing and Slightly Twisted Sex Ed - HotHardware
G-Point Mouse Combines Web Browsing and Slightly Twisted Sex Ed

G-Point Mouse Combines Web Browsing and Slightly Twisted Sex Ed

There's no doubt about it—we live in a world of strange mice. In just the last 12 months we've seen a bizarre array of pointing devices including several 15-button+ mice (both for work and play), hemispherical mice, and Apple's Magic Mouse. Even among such storied company, however, the conceptual G-Point mouse stands out, turns heads, and even conjures up the proverbial "hey now!" Whatever else these other, lesser mice might offer, only the G-Point (designed by Andy Kurovets) delivers both a superior experience and a penetrating lesson on female anatomy. Thanks to Mr. Kurovets, the clueless of the world have an unprecedented opportunity to experience in plastic something they'll never touch in person, at least perhaps not without a valid Visa account.

No, your eyes have not deceived you. This is a mouse designed to look exactly like the naughty bits of the fairer sex. Once more, a top-down view reveals the reason behind the "G-Point" moniker.

Pressing "the spot" automatically navigates the user to a preselected favorite destination or runs a certain application. Note that this is, at the moment, a conceptual product and there aren't any shipping—yet.  We'd also point out that while the point "spot" is in the general vicinity of where it anatomically should be, it's also not completely aligned with the lesser understood "come hither" gesture required for the real thing.

We at Hot Hardware would also like to note—without commenting on the intelligence of actually buying one of these—that the conceptual implementation leaves considerable room for future fine-tuning. In keeping with that observation, we suggest that the G-Point 2.0 should reconfigure the location and sensitivity of its "secret" button each time a different user manipulates the mouse. As for the button's preferential navigation feature; we suggest that while gliding one's finger along the sacred highway should, in most cases, produce the desired effect, the mouse should occasionally use the opportunity to steal the TV remote, immediately put the computer to sleep, or play an alarm klaxon at maximum volume, preferably with strobe lights.

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WTF!!! rofl

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rofl!

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ROFL, this is just too funny!

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Hmmm; what exactly put the idea in someones head to actually model a mouse, after a females anatomy in this way? I am not exactly saying it's bad, I am just in general asking why. I think a certain r&d individual has been surfing a bit heavy in the pron if you get my drift.

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Wonder who'd actually buy this?

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all they need to do now is make a joystick

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Riks:

all they need to do now is make a joystick

Of course!!,.......it would be the perfect place to hang the mouse!   But you may have to mute the speakers a little,....

 

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ROFL riks that made me crack up!

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I wonder if "G-Spot" mouse was already trademarked?

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only you, 3vi1, would think of that angle! lol!

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haha Dave :D, but still the one to design this is one big nerd that can't get a girl Sad...

this line explains it all :D " the clueless of the world have an unprecedented opportunity to experience in plastic something they'll never touch in person, at least perhaps not without a valid Visa account."

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I don't Inspector... those were our Staff Writer's words and we were just poking fun. Who knows, the manufacturer could be a real ladies man.... lol! ok, ok, maybe not!

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LOL i didn't mean it that way Dave :D

i was saying that this line
" the clueless of the world have an unprecedented opportunity to experience in plastic something they'll never touch in person, at least perhaps not without a valid Visa account."

explains this line

"the one to design this is one big nerd that can't get a girl ..."

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I wonder if you will be able to change the dpi...lol

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>> only you, 3vi1, would think of that angle!

That's what *she* said!

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WOW!

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Huh! So that's what they look like.

The unfortunate downside of this mouse (which they don't tell you in the advertising) is that every 28 days you have to leave it alone for a few days. Then, you have to change its mouse pad.

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ClemSnide:

Huh! So that's what they look like.

The unfortunate downside of this mouse (which they don't tell you in the advertising) is that every 28 days you have to leave it alone for a few days. Then, you have to change its mouse pad.

LoL clem.

I'm glad that I don't look at HH at work because the story's icon that would have been on the front page is def NSFW and could've gotten me fired if someone saw me looking at it.

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ROFLMFAO!!!

Just for that zinger you should win the rig. ;P

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OMG clem! this thread cracked me up all day :D

ROFL!!!!!

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This would go great with the boob mouse pad.

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Bighorse:

This would go great with the boob mouse pad.

Manduh:

DANG! I'm a chick, and I think that is one SEXY mouse!!  I think I know what I'm getting the bf for his next bday!!

Stick out tongue

 

Kind of funny but there was a mouse called the SexyMouse a while  back.

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Jeebus Joel, this is a family friendly forum (pardon the alliteration).

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rofl yeah this one has been cracking me up all day to. I still can't even justify this one the Boob mouse pad is even more valid. Plus as Bighorse says I am sure they'd go well together. Seeing as normally it would be all inclusive, of course maybe the mouse pad was where the idea came from for the mouse as well. So I guess you could say they were made for each other literally and figuratively. As for Riks statement that may very well be the next from either company right!

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lol! thing is no one would buy it unless they are nerds that can't get a girl or adult movie makers O.o.

like gibbersome said this is a family friendly site Wink

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