If you're showing up at the Star Wars conventions in a plain old limousine or a Prius, listen up: for a fraction of the price of an AT-AT, you can now afford a JL 421 Land Cruiser, and get all the girls dressed up like Princess Leia in a metal bikini. And it's only $19,999.95 on Amazon. Order early, I imagine this item will dwarf the demand for the Apple iPhone.
The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land
vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk
can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and
can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed
standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel
mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow
piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully
carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people.
A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound
both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows.
Amazon's always helpful page offers: "Customers who bought items like this also bought" for the Badonkadonk. It's like a window into the soul of the buyers. It lists bananas, grapes, fart bombs, spicy lamb sausages, and stink bombs. Princess Leia might not be interested after all.