Newbie Looks on Craigslist for Kissing Lessons

Newbie Looks on Craigslist for Kissing Lessons

All right, it's bad enough this 20-year-old has never kissed anyone, but advertising for a kissing teacher on Craigslist? We'd be interesting in knowing if he gets any takers, personally.

I'm a 20 yearold GA Tech student who has never kissed. I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she's finally coming down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this. I want to make a good first impression, but I've never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson - nothing more nothing less!

Some have asked if I have terrible oral hygiene or something of that sort, so I included a picture of me showing my teeth! I'm pretty normal overall. Will send more pics on request! Email me at mmccarty3 at gatech dot edu


All right, any HotHardware readers of the fairer sex want to give him a break?  If you do, let us know!
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 I not making fun of you Im promise but I got one question! WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT!Confused

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Why can't he just learn to kiss with his mother like the rest of us normal people?

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FSeven:

Why can't he just learn to kiss with his mother like the rest of us normal people?

 

 Uhhhhhhhhhhhh thats not right! I thought I was the only Nut on here!! LOL thats some funny stuff F Seven!

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Hah, F7 you are a character.

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Wow that is truly sad...

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Well F7, I don't know what kind of crazy family you grew up with but in these parts that stuff is taught by Uncle Ted. Good ole Uncle Ted would take me out to the barn, give me a bath in the horse trough, then take pictures to remember the day I got all wet. I remember one day he told me I had to let him suck the poison out, but I didn't remeber being bit, especially down there. Hey wait a minute!!!!!! I kid of course. I can't beleive that a guy is 20 and never kissed a girl. I'm thinking his D&D miniatures will miss him when he's on his date. I'm also wondering if his "online girlfreind" isn't just a cruel joke of some sort?

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Crisis Causer:

Hah, F7 you are a character.

 

 This place can be entertaining at the least! Got some funny people hanging around here!

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...this man knows how things work. if you can get it quickly without moving, look or ask for it on the internet.

 

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Mother? Fseven....im just goin stop

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