You Can't Make This Stuff Up, 'Goat Simulator' Is A Real Game Available Now For Pre-Order
Goat Simulator is exactly as it sounds -- you're a goat and you run around doing naughty goat-like things. Judging by the trailer, you also have the ability to defy physics for more goat mayhem than you thought possible. We're talking giant leaps off of trampolines with some crazy acrobatics. When it comes down to it, though, the real fun is wreaking havoc on humans. Check it out:
If you don't find the idea of a goat chasing humans with an axe stuck to his elongated tongue a must-play experience, there's something wrong with you. Or us, we haven't decided. Either way, it's something you can do in Goat Simulator, because why wouldn't the developers include a lick feature?
If you're on the fence and/or still don't understand why this is awesome, perhaps this will clear it up: