Behold, The World’s Fastest Nose Typist, Takes Guinness World Record
To achieve the record, Khursheed Hussain had to peck out a 98-character message that reads, "Guinness world records have challenged me to type this sentence using my noise in the fastest time." You can practice typing that sentence at home (or a place like the library if you want freak people out) if you have any ambition of sniffing out the record from under Khursheed Hussain's nose.
Laugh it up until you snort if you must, but if you're ever kidnapped with your hands tied behind your back and left in a room with a computer, you'll quickly see why this could be a handy skill to hone.
Khursheed isn't a stranger to world records. He also holds one for the fastest time to type out the alphabet. His record stands at a mind boggling 3.43 seconds, and yes, he used his hands for that one.
World records aside, there's no mention of whether or not Khursheed Hussain is single. However, we hear he gives some wicked Eskimo kisses.