I havn't seen one of these here yet so I made one. For those of you who don't know how this works; a poster, starting with me, makes a wish. The next poster grants said wish, but with some form of corrupt results, then gets to make his/her own wish only to be corrupted by the next poster, and the cycle continues.

Example... I wish my daughter could have a pony.

Next poster...Granted, but it has no legs or teeth so it can't exorcise or eat, thus dies an unnatural and horrendous death mere weeks after receiving him, leaving your daughter wishing she never gets another pet as long as she lives. I wish it stayed sunny and 80 every day of the year.

Get it? Good!

I'll start.  I wish I owned a really large house with acres of property.

I wish I could win this months' prize ! (and I do not care if it comes with some missing parts(if my wish gets corrupt)) 

 Granted, but the power supply is faulty and starts a fire, burning the tower and all it's innards to a charred heap. The fire extinguisher you use to put out the blaze is filled with a toxic powder that causes a nasty and incurrable rash. What a nice prize that would have been.

I wish I won  this month's prize.

(p.s. you were supposed to corrupt my wish before you made your own) 

You get announced that you have won the prize but it gets shipped on the other side of the globe,and you do not have the money to prove or to ship it back to you.

I wish I will win the next month prize...this months' prize already burned  

Granted, but in the future, computers are obsolete because scientists have invented a new means of data manipulation that costs millions.

I wish I had a Ducati 996.

Granted but immediately following it's arrival motorcycles are outlawed because they are far to dangerous. All you can do is look at that sweet ride knowing you'll never enjoy it.

I wish my two spare hdd were sata's and not patas so it was worth installing them for the dual boot i would like to set up. 

granted but the sata drives burn up, making your computer explode, which in turn explodes the electricity, and takes out the whole power for the city. every one knows its because of you they are with out power and they want blood. so you are now hiding out in a swap.

i wish i had a cookie.

Granted but it is sugarless and laced with arsenic. I hope you enjoyed your last desert.

I wish more people were active in this thread.

Granted, but none of them speak english and some are even al qaeda members whose ultimate goal is to blow up all of our gaming rigs and consoles!!!

I wish I could slam dunk.

 you can but you jump too high and hit the bac board and fall to the ground paralyzing your self, you never move again....

I wish school was over....

Granted, but only because you got kicked out for plagiarism. 

I wish the Penguins win the Stanley Cup. 

Crisis Causer:

Granted, but only because you got kicked out for plagiarism. 

I wish the Penguins win the Stanley Cup. 

Your wish would be granted but you never actually wished for anything so you get aids and die.

I  wish that never happened.

Granted, but because ice didn't die from aids he wins next months rig instead of you. Now your pulling your hair trying to to find another work around on your outdated pc.

I wish I could have thought of something more creative to say!

Granted, but you are one of the "special people." Although we still accept your type,you must adhere to a life of mediocrity.

 I wish they will overpay me this month, I want some new speakers

Laggerzero:

Granted, but you are one of the "special people." Although we still accept your type,you must adhere to a life of mediocrity.

 I wish they will overpay me this month, I want some new speakers

He can't have a good day, his fate is sealed and will die in an awful awful car crash after finding out he has lung cancer.

I wish to pass my exams and have a wonderful summer.

-Dev

You will pass your exams but the weather  will suck all the summer,it will rain rocks and you can't go outside at all for more than 3 months.

I wish I could plant a little tree :) 

You plant your little tree, but a herd of deer come by and nibble off all of the buds, so the tree cannot grow.

 I wish I had rocket pants.