RE: HH and CyberPower Independence Day Sweepstakes!

animatortom — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:54:55 GMT

"Never, ever go to sleep under a Clydesdale with the hiccups?"

NO.....Never go to sleep under a Clydesdale with "the Trots"!

For those? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20trots

RE: How Can Eyefinity Change Your Life? Presented by ASUS, HH, and AMD

brooklonsfinest — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:05:38 GMT

Title: How can eyefinity change the story of a man's life?

Easy. Hell. Eyefinity can change any mans life for good. For a person like myself, who suffers from a ridiculous AMD fever, this will be a dream come true. To be honest with you guys, If I where able to win the hardware I’d take over my entertainment world! How will I do this? By building my own custom “EYEFUL TOWER” of power. Peep the schematic. If I won, id be able to Blueprint and Expand my own state-of-the-art entertainment center that will make all of the fellas drool. Yes, I want them to spew saliva all over my carpet after they see my rig. That would be awesome for me. Especially since I need retaliation against my best friend Bob who made me feel really small when he set up his awesome new Eyefinity display (3 fresh out of the box ASUS VW246H 24" Wide-screen LCD Monitors and an ATI 5970). This would really surprise the heck out of him and it would allow me open up a gigantic can of whoop-ass! I am determined to crush his set up at some point in my life (he always seems to beat me (rig competitions). At the moment, I feel rather inferior, since I don’t have the funds to compete with him and I currently own an ATI card in the HD3000 series ( X-fire 3870). Oh yeah, did I mention that you guys could help save my marriage!? HA-HA! Heres the story.My wife and I argue all of the timeee. It seems like it happens every time one of us has not a thing to do. The marriage counselor actually had the nerve to recommend more sex. I have to disagree since i have the affinity to impregnate her with my “one eyed monster”. = X I already made her pop out two munchkins for me, we don’t need anymore (don't worry kids daddy loves you ). I think she’d prefer another form of “HOT HARDWARE” this time around. Perhaps a spanking new ASUS MATRIX 5870 and a tri-fecta of high quality ASUS monitors!?? SEE!! AMD, ASUS and GAMERS REPUBLIC!!! You guys can act as a marriage counselor by giving me the hardware = )! It sounds like a grand idea doesn't it!!!! If I could build my own smoking hot “EYEFUL TOWER” of power, I am sure we wouldn't argue as much.Streaming high definition NBA basketball in EXTREME resolutions (beyond a mere 1080p) would be joyful. Being able to finally escape from watching that darn American Idol and that awful Dancing With The Stars would be a relief!....I'm getting hot just thinking about it. If you hook me up I will be able to leave the room blissfully. I can take a chill pill and enjoy the crap out of myself knowing that Ill be distracted by a new level of immersive digital entertainment. SAVE ME! Look at this way, you'd be doing society a good deed....Let Eyefinity change my life. Help me open up a can of whoop-ass on my friends, save me some marriage counseling fees and last but not least, cure this AMD fever for Christ's sake!

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