I Love Dunkin Donuts, I love Coffee, ergo I love the new Dunkin Donuts app. But the question is how could it be better?
1 it could personally hand deliver the coffee utilizing some odd form of vortex that brings the coffee through the screen and into your hand. With a 60 second delay for the donut to come through as well. ( you may ask why the delay? well you have to have time to put your phone down and pickup the coffee before the donut appears. in the case you only have one hand.
2 they could have a pair of girls that feed you your donuts rub your shoulders and test you coffee to make sure its the perfect temperature. the girls woul disappear when the donuts and coffee where either gone or past the prime consumption time/temperature.
3 they could create something that exactly replicates the taste of the coffee and donuts in our minds that would give us that wonderful first donutty bite all day without ever gaining a single calorie or paying for it twice.
There isnt anything particularly new about donuts and coffee, nobody has felt the need to change a nearly perfect combination, so in lieu of massive changes to our ability to warp space time and or rent out women with coffee then i am not going to get too upity about a new app.
That being said, i will get that app, Give me donuts or give me death.
Best donuts in my opinion. Yum
I almost feel bad about how hard you worked to make such a stupid joke.:p
"You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to
them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new."
yea i kinda got carried away, but i had about 10 minutes to kill at lunch so i decided to just go for it.
How am i supposed to get better if i don't practice? Besides Jay it was more of a rambling soliloquy than an attempt at a joke.
To tell ya the truth I am happier with filtered water and fresh ground coffee from my coffee pot and in my big thermal cup lol. Of course I cannot stand McDonalds coffee either, DD coffee is better for sure, but I'd rather have mine!
I support you, bro! I was amused.
I don't really buy coffee from DD / Starbucks / whatever, I'm too much of a coffee snob.
Lol, you're right, I spoke in anger, I do love my soliloquies:D
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