Razer Talon Exoskeleton Gaming Device: Only For The Hardcore

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Are you ready to take your game to the next level? The NEXT LEVEL? What about the level after that? If so, you're ready for the Razer Talon, a high-precision biomechanical exoskeleton, build specifically for the gamer willing to risk life and limb to come out on top in the deathmatch. It's a world's first, of course, and it's redefining the speed of gaming. Average gamers can accomplish 100 actions-per-minute, while hardcore gamers can reach around 300 APM. But with the Razer Talon, you can easily see that soar to 3000. Easily. You'll be a weapon of destruction by yourself.

"The Razer Talon will start overloading your nerve endings within 2ms of turning on the Talon NerveLoad SysOps module, enabling you to be 'one' with your game, and giving you a greater awareness and enhanced sense. Prepare to be not two, but over ten steps faster than your opponents in-game. Feel the power when your crosshairs are placed on your opponent's head before you even think to zoom in. Experience blistering speed when all of your units are queued before your enemy has even farmed their Vespene. Cast spells faster than Swifty while taking on more PVP opponents in the arenas. Hell, he'll be the one making videos for you next."

It'll ship later in the year for around $1 million. If you're lucky, and if today wasn't today...
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1 mil ill take two

do they make them for your feet

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:) Yum... nice one Razer.

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OSunday replied on Fri, Apr 1 2011 9:51 PM

Hahah gotta love a company with a sense of humor :)

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Inspector replied on Fri, Apr 1 2011 10:24 PM

lol i still waiting for my power pack from last year :P

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rapid1 replied on Sat, Apr 2 2011 12:57 AM

Me to Inspector, not only does it suck when you don't get a order in the mail, it is even worse when they denie it ever existed right.

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This has to be a joke?

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Nice!

Now you're just mashing it!

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wannab replied on Sat, Apr 2 2011 4:28 PM

i litterally just ROFL. For the low low price of one million dollars!

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AValde replied on Sat, Apr 2 2011 5:12 PM

LMAO Awesome!

for 1m it has to be better than the power glove XD

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ridiculously cool/expensive. interesting glimpse of whats to come though

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fat78 replied on Sun, Apr 3 2011 2:20 PM

Always love to see innovation. Wonder when and how they're going to sell it for.

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rapid1 replied on Sun, Apr 3 2011 2:45 PM

rofl I wonder if anyone has tried to order one of these crazy super expensive things over the years on April fools?

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fat78 replied on Mon, Apr 4 2011 10:41 AM

LOL this is just an April fools joke?

Feel special now

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RKirby replied on Fri, Apr 8 2011 10:42 PM

Just noticed this was a joke!:P Good one!

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