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Holy Sheeeeit!! I'm grgree with Realneil . . That is so crazy. Seek the skilled doctor. NOT THAT ONE!
BYOB Bring Your Own Bypass kit.
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*Alcohol is not a recommended DIY over-the-counter anesthetic. Individual results will vary.
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Where is the do it yourself Liposuction vacuum attachment kit?
I know they make one, I saw it being used on South Park!
Next up at eleven, the Real life Operation game reviewed. LoL!
Guys, this totally works, I used my kit last week and i've already lost 10 pounds!
Sure... that was mostly in blood... but you should see how great I look now!
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