Rubber Baby iPhone Bumpers: Apple Awards Handgrips For Grumpy iPhone Users

rated by 0 users
This post has 6 Replies | 1 Follower

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 26,101
Points 1,183,690
Joined: Sep 2007
News Posted: Fri, Jul 16 2010 2:32 PM
Jobs wasn't exactly apologizing at the much-anticipated iPhone conference today, but he did acknowledge that the iPhone 4's reception problem when gripped a certain way. An actual hardware fix may or may not be in the works; according to Jobs it's impossible to redesign the antenna without also marring the phones aesthetic.

"We're not perfect," Jobs told reporters. "Phones aren't perfect either," adding "but we want to make all of our users happy...It's very hard to escape the conclusion that there is a problem," Jobs said, "but that problem is affecting a very small percentage of our users."

The conclusion that the problem is only affecting a small number of iPhone users (0.55 percent) rests on the assumption that every user with a problem is calling in and reporting it / complaining about it to Apple. Early on, this might have been the case, but with all the coverage of the issue over the last few weeks, it's entirely possible that users have simply looked online and found everything they needed to know. AT&T claims that their dropped-call analysis only shows a 1 percent difference between the iPhone 4 and the iPhone 3GS, but this is impossible to validate without more information.

We reviewed (and liked) the iPhone 4, even if it had problems.

We don't know if AT&T filtered by signal strength; with a full five bars of signal, the iPhone 4 should still maintain a phone call even if held in the left hand. There's also no apparent way AT&T could have controlled for which hand the iPhone 4 was being held in. The majority of people (70-90 percent) are right-handed; no one who held the phone in their right-hand experiences this problem. Southpaws presumably began holding their phones off-handed as well as news of the problem spread.

Apple's lousy justification aside, the company will award full refunds for bumpers purchased prior to September 30. If you aren't happy with the iPhone 4 and want your money back, Apple will also accept returns while waiving the normal restocking fee. It's as reasonable a response as anyone could have hoped for, even if we had to suffer through a round of corporate high-handedness as Apple explained to world+dog that we were all holding our phones the wrong way. We might also owe a thank you to Consumer Reports, as it was the pointed lack of a recommendation that led Apple to schedule a press conference in the first place.

Now that Apple is offering both free bumpers and full refunds, the growing edge of hysterical hype (and the ridiculous phrase "antennagate" will hopefully fade into the ether as abruptly as they arrived. After a few weeks of jabs, mockery, counterattack, and a software update that the company admitted provided nothing in the way of an actual solution, we'll all have to find something else to talk about. Presumably Consumer Reports will also address Apple's stated solution by the time the next issue goes to print, the iPhone will likely get the nod it was denied this time.
  • | Post Points: 80
Top 500 Contributor
Posts 283
Points 2,780
Joined: Sep 2004
Location: Canada, Nunavut
Chainzsaw replied on Fri, Jul 16 2010 4:53 PM

So they at first deny the issue, then blame it on the phone carrier. Now they are fessing up and giving away free rubber bands that originally cost the buyer 30 bucks originally? How does that look to everybody who didn't buy a rubber band originally because it was 30 bucks?

Current computer:

Asus G73JH-A1

Core i7 720QM

Mobility Radeon 5870 1GBVRAM

8GB Ram

1 X OCZ Vertex 2 120GB SSD

1 X 500GB HDD

17.3FHD (1080P) Panel

Blu Ray Drive (reader)


  • | Post Points: 5
Top 75 Contributor
Posts 1,809
Points 18,105
Joined: May 2009
Location: Waikiki

Told YA :P

Free rubber bands that cost them less than .05cents from some Chinese manufacturer. They are now going to sedate the public so they soon forget and then get amazed by the new IPhone 5 next year!

Theres nothing to see here, we did nothing wrong...move along!

These arent the droids your looking for!!!! Now go buy a droid!:)

Intel Core i7-875K Quad
Asetek 510LC 120MM
4GB Kingston Hyper-X DDR-3
CyberPower 800 PSU
Kingston 64GB SSD 
2 Hitachi 1-TB HDD'S
FirePro V8800
8X Blu-Ray DVD±R/±RW
HPw2207 22" LCD
Cintiq 21UX
CoolerMaster 690II Advance
Win 7 Pro 64 bit
Special thanks to!
  • | Post Points: 5
Top 75 Contributor
Posts 1,964
Points 25,705
Joined: Sep 2009
gibbersome replied on Fri, Jul 16 2010 11:09 PM

Apple fan: Thank you Steve Jobs, you are amazing. Now please excuse me while I blow the rest of my college fund on the Lebron James Pendant I found on ebay!

PC user: Haha (In Nelson's voice from The Simpsons)

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 25 Contributor
Posts 3,795
Points 40,670
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: New York
Inspector replied on Sat, Jul 17 2010 12:11 AM

LOL gibbersome, love the Lebron James Pendant! so going to bid...

But anyways, i see apple is taking the easy way out Big Smile. but even if ya, those that are complaining about it probably isn't going to ask for the refund anyways...

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 50 Contributor
Posts 3,102
Points 38,250
Joined: Aug 2003
Location: Texas
acarzt replied on Sat, Jul 17 2010 1:24 AM

That pendant is sweet... I should make one too and sell it lol

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Posts 8,622
Points 103,905
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Shenandoah Valley, Virginia
realneil replied on Sat, Jul 17 2010 11:52 AM

Not mentioned is the fact that if you choose to return the iPhone 4 for a refund, AT&T will still require the fulfillment of the contract that you signed with them when you got that iPhone. So pony-up and buy another phone Skippy.

Dogs are great judges of character, and if your dog doesn't like somebody being around, you shouldn't trust them.

  • | Post Points: 5
Page 1 of 1 (7 items) | RSS