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Wish you could get Apple CEO Steve Jobs to email you back? It's well-known that he, or someone monitoring his account, will email end users in response to a comment or query. Here is the next best thing.

eSarcasm has taken the time to create a Steve Jobs email creator. Indeed, based on their name, you might expect something like this from them.

The output you get is sort of what you might expect from an ELIZA-like system. In other words, it's something, but may not really make sense.


Certainly, it's not going to be worthy of commenting on, such as these real gems:

There are no reception issues.
Just avoid holding it that way.


A few examples of questions we asked, and how "Steve Jobs" responded:

Is Android better than iPhone?

From: Steve Jobs
Subject: Your email

You are most likely in an area with very low signal strength. Don't like it? Email Randall Stephenson at AT&T. Let me know what he tells you.

Steve

Sent from my Verizon Droid


Why did you choose AT&T?

From: Steve Jobs
Subject: Your email

This is Woz, isn't it? Dude, you're not fooling anyone.

Steve

Sent from my iPad


And, the statement, The best iPhone is a jailbroken iPhone.

From: Steve Jobs
Subject: Your email

No idea what to tell you. But while we're chatting, do you know of a good beard-grooming tool?

Steve

Sent from my iToilet


Give it a shot yourself, and let us know what kind of responses "Steve" gives you.
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AKwyn replied on Mon, Jul 12 2010 1:51 PM

This is almost a replacement for Fake Steve Jobs. I'll have hours of fun chatting with "Steve".

 

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AKwyn replied on Mon, Jul 12 2010 1:52 PM

Q. Why isn't the iMac a gaming machine?

A. From: Steve Jobs

Subject: Your email

Because Flash sucks ass, that's why. Next question.

Steve

Sent from my iPad

 

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acarzt replied on Mon, Jul 12 2010 6:08 PM

lol.... that's hilarious.

Down with apple! :-x

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Inspector replied on Mon, Jul 12 2010 7:22 PM

:), this is funny, yet stupid :D. Time to email the real Steve!... :)

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