Headlines from the future - 2014: "Stoba found to cause sterility, but only when held near genitals for extended periods."
What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?
Well that won't be a problem, who ever uses a laptop on their ... aw, crap.
You know what else can make you sterile?
A 932 degrees Fahrenheit acid fire in your lap!
lol... Yeah, but those are rare. Stoba will be everywhere! :p
But from the manufacturer's point of view, they can slap on a "Stoba Ensured" sticker on your laptop and charge $100 extra!
Hehe... true. I wonder if this stuff has any effect on battery life?
Imagine how much a battery replacement would cost you now.
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