Wii Gets Interactive Softcore Porn In Japan

rated by 0 users
This post has 15 Replies | 1 Follower

Top 10 Contributor
Posts 26,480
Points 1,196,225
Joined: Sep 2007
ForumsAdministrator
News Posted: Mon, Apr 14 2008 5:45 PM

Well, we are trying to imagine just how the Wii's innovative controller could be used in this case, but we would prefer to ... make no comment.

Within a game display in a random Japanese game store an ad for Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper reads “worldly desires are completely open.” Whenever you see something like that used to advertise a game in Japan you’re usually in for a graphic adventure novel on a disc and low and behold that’s what it is.

In Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper you basically save underage looking scantily clad women, who are actually in their 20s, from some kind of devil. When you do, by basically choosing numbered options with the Wiimote, you get a victory video of one of the girls doing something ridiculous like sucking on a banana. See all the victory images here.


Hilarious.  We would much rather see Wii Fit's delivery to the U.S. accelerated, but oh, well!



  • | Post Points: 95
Top 75 Contributor
Posts 1,677
Points 24,005
Joined: Aug 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Ugh, the Japanese are so weird.  I saw a trailer for a perverted Japanese Wii game, it might have been this or something worse.  I don't recommend looking for pics or screenshots at anyrate, but man, the Japanese are weird.

Proof that the Japanese are weird (it's safe for work don't worry):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqDsMbpksOM 

Hello

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 50 Contributor
Posts 2,617
Points 32,625
Joined: Oct 2005
Location: Minnesota, United States
ice91785 replied on Mon, Apr 14 2008 10:53 PM
They are weird -- just definitely more of an open society than ours; we both know that its not a feature/application that any of us would HATE but American culture demands we go about finding "these needs" in other ways than in video games

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 25 Contributor
Posts 3,490
Points 47,190
Joined: Nov 2005
Location: Metropolis
ForumsAdministrator
Moderator
Super Dave replied on Tue, Apr 15 2008 12:14 AM

ice91785:
but American culture demands we go about finding "these needs" in other ways than in video games

Just watch a couple episodes of COPS and you will see!

 SPAM-posters beware! ®

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 50 Contributor
Posts 2,919
Points 24,680
Joined: Jul 2001
Location: United States, New York
digitaldd replied on Tue, Apr 15 2008 7:20 AM

I remember reading somewhere about vending machines that had used panties in Japan. if that isn't odd I don't know what is.

 

Squid flavored ice cream isn't much better is it? but thumbs up to the wasabi flavored almonds. :D 

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 10 Contributor
Posts 7,614
Points 67,270
Joined: May 2000
Location: Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Moderator
^Bad_Boy^ replied on Tue, Apr 15 2008 3:27 PM
LoL Super Dave :p

Dammit! What's My Age Again???

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 500 Contributor
Posts 235
Points 3,045
Joined: Mar 2008
Location: newark nj
higgamo replied on Tue, Apr 15 2008 3:29 PM
kool 1st the psp now the wii. it seem easier to find porn then good games on these systems now lol. Now that sad.
  • | Post Points: 20
Top 75 Contributor
Posts 1,677
Points 24,005
Joined: Aug 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
American's can do porn on consoles too.  Custer's Revenge, anyone?

Hello

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 50 Contributor
Posts 2,919
Points 24,680
Joined: Jul 2001
Location: United States, New York
digitaldd replied on Wed, Apr 16 2008 7:37 AM

Crisis Causer:
American's can do porn on consoles too.  Custer's Revenge, anyone?
 

 

Reminds me of Sex Games on the Commodore 64. which had better graphics if you can call them that..  ;)

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Posts 7,614
Points 67,270
Joined: May 2000
Location: Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Moderator
^Bad_Boy^ replied on Sun, Apr 20 2008 11:44 PM
Damn I didn't know about those games...

Either u guys are old , or pervs :P

Dammit! What's My Age Again???

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 500 Contributor
Posts 272
Points 4,205
Joined: Mar 2008

I guess these people have not other better thing to do... 

Photobucket
  • | Post Points: 5
Top 100 Contributor
Posts 862
Points 11,010
Joined: Apr 2008
RyuGTX replied on Mon, Apr 21 2008 1:29 PM

digitaldd:

I remember reading somewhere about vending machines that had used panties in Japan. if that isn't odd I don't know what is.

 

Squid flavored ice cream isn't much better is it? but thumbs up to the wasabi flavored almonds. :D 

 

 

Sesame ice cream is where it is at. Also the Azuki Frappacino at Starbucks is really good.

 

Anways, Japan is awesome. Sure, we Amercans will consider somethings about their culture wierd, but that is just because we come from a different culture. I'm sure there are things they think that we do/eat are wierd. 

If you think you can’t do something, you’ll never be able to do it. No matter how easy it is.
  • | Post Points: 5
Not Ranked
Posts 1
Points 35
Joined: Sep 2008
miket replied on Tue, Sep 16 2008 1:24 PM

The Japanese definitely have some strange games i mean we all know sex sells but maybe thats the type of stuff that sells in japan. I just got back from the UK where ads for london escorts were in just about every news paper and magazine and even half nude women advertising random things here in the US people are way to uptight about seeing a girl in a thong.

  • | Post Points: 35
Top 10 Contributor
Posts 6,374
Points 80,315
Joined: Nov 2004
Location: United States, Arizona
Moderator

classic!

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."

2700K

Z77 GIGABYTE G1.SNIPER

GIGABYTE GTX670

G.Skill Ripjaws X 16gb PC2133

Antec P280

Corsair H100

Asus Blu-ray burner

Seasonic X650 PSU

Patriot Pyro 128gb SSD

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 25 Contributor
Posts 3,490
Points 47,190
Joined: Nov 2005
Location: Metropolis
ForumsAdministrator
Moderator

miket:
here in the US people are way to uptight about seeing a girl in a thong.
 

Kind of depends a lot on where you see the thongstress, doesn't it?Wink

 

 SPAM-posters beware! ®

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 50 Contributor
Posts 2,747
Points 42,815
Joined: Sep 2006
Location: United States, California

I'll admit that when I was really young(jr. high)I used to watch the spanish channels on TV just to check out the scantily clad women. To this day they are much more overt with their sexuality than on American public TV.

  • | Post Points: 5
Page 1 of 1 (16 items) | RSS