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acarzt replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 9:57 PM

True story... one of my buddies lost one of his balls in an unfortunate wrestling accident lol

Less than true story, the doctor said if I win this system, he might be able to get his ball back.

And apparantly it'll cure that cancer i've been hearing about lol

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acarzt replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:01 PM

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So whoever wins...

At least send me the box, so I can have a new home...
 
and Hope of what a real computer looks like.....;(

If I win... i'll send you the box with a picture of the computer in it... cuz that's what true friend are for Left Hug

 

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realneil replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:15 PM

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True story... one of my buddies lost one of his balls in an unfortunate wrestling accident

Did you ever see that Tom Selleck movie called "Folks!"?

One of the funniest movies I ever saw,....lots of dark humor. A very black comedy if there ever was one. Tom Selleck gets put through the wringer in so many creative ways,......all of you should see it if you can.

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animatortom replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:16 PM

True...That is also Texans and Mustang owners sticking togetherCool

Did I also mention that I was petting my dog when she put the heal through him...

His head was in my lap, so when he got a spike in his noggin he ended up biting down....

Ended up getting both balls, At least he died like every dog should..with a ball in his mouth..

I don't know how you winning would help your friend? But at least I would be able to search online for prosthetic Nuts :(

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realneil replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:17 PM

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he died like every dog should..with a ball in his mouth

There you go!       Was his name "Mountain Oyster"?

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at least I would be able to search online for prosthetic Nuts

They're called Ben Wa Balls arent they?

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fat78 replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:22 PM

last week i sacrificed my computer i was using in a hotel to save a little kid and his little puppy from the fire in the hotel. now i must use the library's computer if i want to go on the internet .

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acarzt replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:26 PM

The doc said he would use the computer too google how to reattach a testicle...

I'm kind of conserned about that fact that it's been long tho...

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animatortom replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:27 PM

Was his name "Mountain Oyster"?

NO....Ballthazar :P

Ball-Z for short :(

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Inspector replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:35 PM

LOL Ball-Z :D. Was that short for dragon ball-z?... :D

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realneil replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:36 PM

Itch-Z balls, not to be confused with sweaty, stinky, or salty,...........

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realneil replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:44 PM

Ok,... I think we've thrashed that subject thoroughly,.... now how about that bitchin case that this computer comes in? This thing is close to perfection if what I'm seeing on the CoolerMaster website is true. What a crapload of cool features! (but no nuts)

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animatortom replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:55 PM

last week i sacrificed my computer i was using in a hotel to save a little kid and his little puppy from the fire in the hotel. now i must use the library's computer if i want to go on the internet .

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Yeah, Fat78....That little kid and his puppy was.....Was me and Ball-Z

 
I went to a doctor after the incident with the heel....
 
He sent me back in time to try and fix things,...
 
Although I should have known something was wrong since it was a doctor who couldn't even afford a computer...
 
Or, even knew how to reattach a testicle!....
 
We were staying at a hotel after my dad died, when he got back from Nam and found out my mom was cheating...
 
We hear some little fat kid was so exited for his birthday cake, he knocked it over and the candles caught the hotel on fire....
 
We were almost out when, somebody knocked what is now known as a computer onto our heads...
 
In turn, knocking my mom out where she ended up dieing in the fire...
 
He turned around and tried to say your welcome only to scar the kid more....
 
Which in turn, caused that kid to grow up with a fear of fire, computers and a distrust of women...
 
Leaving him scared towards having nice tech or a sane girlfriend...
 
The only thing he was left with was a faithful puppy...
 
Now that he is gone, and the girlfriend, and computer,....nothing is left!

Just a hope that Cyberpower restores his hope and faith in mankind!
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acarzt replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 11:55 PM

animatortom:

I went to a doctor after the incident with the heel....

 He sent me back in time to try and fix things,...
 

That must have been Clem playing around with his time machine again...

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acarzt replied on Tue, Jul 27 2010 11:59 PM

realneil:

Ok,... I think we've thrashed that subject thoroughly,.... now how about that bitchin case that this computer comes in? This thing is close to perfection if what I'm seeing on the CoolerMaster website is true. What a crapload of cool features! (but no nuts)

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If those specs are accurate... them man... this is a SWEET case.

I really like that SATA dock on top of the case. That's so awesome!

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realneil replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 9:12 AM

animatortom:
He sent me back in time to try and fix things,...

While you were there, you should have bought some Microsoft stock. If you had, you could now be living in an upscale neighborhood in Washington State in a 66,000 square foot estate that 'talks' to you and spending all of your time on philanthropic endeavors throughout the planet.

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hope that Cyberpower restores his hope and faith

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fat78 replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 12:23 PM

Atleast you are alive my wife died in that fire. Now i must live day by day with the pain in my heart

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lifeskills replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 12:31 PM

anyone know how to add video to my files, so I can post it?  Is there size/format limitations, cause I keep getting an error message when I try.

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realneil replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 12:36 PM

lifeskills:

anyone know how to add video to my files, so I can post it?  Is there size/format limitations, cause I keep getting an error message when I try.

Post it on youtube and then link to it,............

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Inspector replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 5:12 PM

Whats all this talk about balls? and stories? O.o

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acarzt replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 5:14 PM

Yea, just do what neil said, it's much easier :-P

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realneil replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 5:16 PM

Inspector:

Whats all this talk about balls? and stories? O.o

Who's balls?  What stories?

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Super Dave replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 6:10 PM

acarzt:
True story... one of my buddies lost one of his balls in an unfortunate wrestling accident lol

How horrible.Surprise Was he wrestling Mike Tyson?

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acarzt replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 6:33 PM

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acarzt:
True story... one of my buddies lost one of his balls in an unfortunate wrestling accident lol

How horrible.Surprise Was he wrestling Mike Tyson?

Actually, he wasn't wrestling at all lol

He was minding his business watching tv. He was laying belly down on the floor and 2 guys were in the room wrestling.

One thing led to an other and someone's knee came down right between his legs and crushed one of his balls into the floor.

He said he passed out immediately from the pain. Woke up later in a hospital sans 1 ball.

It's a pretty horrific story, and I will never lay on the floor like that again after hearing it. lol

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realneil replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 7:44 PM

Never, ever go to sleep under a Clydesdale with the hiccups.

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fat78 replied on Wed, Jul 28 2010 7:52 PM

why were there two guys wrestling in the first place

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