G-Point Mouse Combines Web Browsing and Slightly Twisted Sex Ed

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There's no doubt about it—we live in a world of strange mice. In just the last 12 months we've seen a bizarre array of pointing devices including several 15-button+ mice (both for work and play), hemispherical mice, and Apple's Magic Mouse. Even among such storied company, however, the conceptual G-Point mouse stands out, turns heads, and even conjures up the proverbial "hey now!" Whatever else these other, lesser mice might offer, only the G-Point (designed by Andy Kurovets) delivers both a superior experience and a penetrating lesson on female anatomy. Thanks to Mr. Kurovets, the clueless of the world have an unprecedented opportunity to experience in plastic something they'll never touch in person, at least perhaps not without a valid Visa account.

No, your eyes have not deceived you. This is a mouse designed to look exactly like the naughty bits of the fairer sex. Once more, a top-down view reveals the reason behind the "G-Point" moniker.

Pressing "the spot" automatically navigates the user to a preselected favorite destination or runs a certain application. Note that this is, at the moment, a conceptual product and there aren't any shipping—yet.  We'd also point out that while the point "spot" is in the general vicinity of where it anatomically should be, it's also not completely aligned with the lesser understood "come hither" gesture required for the real thing.

We at Hot Hardware would also like to note—without commenting on the intelligence of actually buying one of these—that the conceptual implementation leaves considerable room for future fine-tuning. In keeping with that observation, we suggest that the G-Point 2.0 should reconfigure the location and sensitivity of its "secret" button each time a different user manipulates the mouse. As for the button's preferential navigation feature; we suggest that while gliding one's finger along the sacred highway should, in most cases, produce the desired effect, the mouse should occasionally use the opportunity to steal the TV remote, immediately put the computer to sleep, or play an alarm klaxon at maximum volume, preferably with strobe lights.

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WTF!!! rofl

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rofl!

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Inspector replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 12:01 PM

ROFL, this is just too funny!

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rapid1 replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 12:13 PM

Hmmm; what exactly put the idea in someones head to actually model a mouse, after a females anatomy in this way? I am not exactly saying it's bad, I am just in general asking why. I think a certain r&d individual has been surfing a bit heavy in the pron if you get my drift.

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Wonder who'd actually buy this?

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Riks replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 12:14 PM

all they need to do now is make a joystick

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Inspector replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 1:15 PM

ROFL riks that made me crack up!

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3vi1 replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 3:03 PM

I wonder if "G-Spot" mouse was already trademarked?

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M-ManLA replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 3:13 PM

WOW!

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Dave_HH replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 3:18 PM

only you, 3vi1, would think of that angle! lol!

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Inspector replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 3:36 PM

haha Dave :D, but still the one to design this is one big nerd that can't get a girl Sad...

this line explains it all :D " the clueless of the world have an unprecedented opportunity to experience in plastic something they'll never touch in person, at least perhaps not without a valid Visa account."

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Dave_HH replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 3:55 PM

I don't Inspector... those were our Staff Writer's words and we were just poking fun. Who knows, the manufacturer could be a real ladies man.... lol! ok, ok, maybe not!

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Inspector replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 4:47 PM

LOL i didn't mean it that way Dave :D

i was saying that this line
" the clueless of the world have an unprecedented opportunity to experience in plastic something they'll never touch in person, at least perhaps not without a valid Visa account."

explains this line

"the one to design this is one big nerd that can't get a girl ..."

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I wonder if you will be able to change the dpi...lol

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3vi1 replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 6:33 PM

>> only you, 3vi1, would think of that angle!

That's what *she* said!

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ClemSnide replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 6:49 PM

Huh! So that's what they look like.

The unfortunate downside of this mouse (which they don't tell you in the advertising) is that every 28 days you have to leave it alone for a few days. Then, you have to change its mouse pad.


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ROFLMFAO!!!

Just for that zinger you should win the rig. ;P

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Inspector replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 7:27 PM

OMG clem! this thread cracked me up all day :D

ROFL!!!!!

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Bighorse replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 7:30 PM

This would go great with the boob mouse pad.

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gibbersome replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 10:07 PM

Jeebus Joel, this is a family friendly forum (pardon the alliteration).

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rapid1 replied on Tue, Feb 16 2010 11:56 PM

rofl yeah this one has been cracking me up all day to. I still can't even justify this one the Boob mouse pad is even more valid. Plus as Bighorse says I am sure they'd go well together. Seeing as normally it would be all inclusive, of course maybe the mouse pad was where the idea came from for the mouse as well. So I guess you could say they were made for each other literally and figuratively. As for Riks statement that may very well be the next from either company right!

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Inspector replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 1:06 AM

lol! thing is no one would buy it unless they are nerds that can't get a girl or adult movie makers O.o.

like gibbersome said this is a family friendly site Wink

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Inspector replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 1:06 AM

lol! thing is no one would buy it unless they are nerds that can't get a girl or adult movie makers O.o.

like gibbersome said this is a family friendly site Wink

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Drago replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 2:18 AM

if your going to have a boob mousepad, they at least have to be built in wrist rests with diff cup sizes. The only thing i could see wrong with this is the whole real or fake debate coming up at lan parties.

If this was an adult mouse that you could get at one of "them" stores then the mouse would have some software with it that would make some of them sound effects that are made when the appropriate spot was touched plus the ability to make it say your name, etc.

Personally though, this would be a great gift for someone you want to embarrass at work that has a computer.

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3vi1 replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 8:03 AM

>> If this was an adult mouse that you could get at one of "them" stores then the mouse would have some software with it that would make some of them sound effects that are made when the appropriate spot was touched plus the ability to make it say your name, etc.

And you know there would be some Linux fanboy on here bi***ing that the software was Windows-only.

Oh... wait....

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mhenriday replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 9:32 AM

3vi1, if the software is guaranteed to work on the most popular Linux distros, I can almost consider purchasing one. The really ironical thing is that the word «mus» (mouse) in Swedish refers both to the rodent and to the computer input device and to that part of the human female anatomy imitated here. I can't help wondering if Mr Kurovets knows Swedish....

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Manduh replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 11:13 AM

DANG! I'm a chick, and I think that is one SEXY mouse!!  I think I know what I'm getting the bf for his next bday!!

 

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3vi1 replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 11:46 AM

lol!

What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?

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digitaldd replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 11:48 AM

Bighorse:

This would go great with the boob mouse pad.

Manduh:

DANG! I'm a chick, and I think that is one SEXY mouse!!  I think I know what I'm getting the bf for his next bday!!

Stick out tongue

 

Kind of funny but there was a mouse called the SexyMouse a while  back.

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rapid1 replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 1:20 PM

Hey Drago I love the work computer "gift" idea. That would be hilarious, and whoever got it would probably be as embarrassed as possible. I think it would make a great secret admirer gift in the at work scenario, send it wrapped with some flowers rofl.

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World's first TONGUE SCROLLING MOUSE..... hope it's water (or something else) proof!

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3vi1 replied on Wed, Feb 17 2010 7:19 PM

rofl!

What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?

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Dave_HH replied on Thu, Feb 18 2010 3:11 PM

Yay Manduh for being cool like that! :)

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Soupstyle replied on Thu, Feb 18 2010 8:42 PM

ClemSnide:

Huh! So that's what they look like.

The unfortunate downside of this mouse (which they don't tell you in the advertising) is that every 28 days you have to leave it alone for a few days. Then, you have to change its mouse pad.

LoL clem.

I'm glad that I don't look at HH at work because the story's icon that would have been on the front page is def NSFW and could've gotten me fired if someone saw me looking at it.

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rapid1 replied on Sat, Feb 20 2010 3:20 AM

Oh wow Tim that's a truly ugly picture, ROFL!

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Manduh replied on Sun, Feb 21 2010 8:48 AM

I did some googling of this mouse, trying to find out if it's purchasable yet, all I could get were forums "poking" fun at the G-Point with finger protection on!

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3vi1 replied on Sun, Feb 21 2010 12:04 PM

I had the same idea as Riks - I'd create a mock-up of their gaming joystick, but I much rather not have my account deleted.  Haha

 

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realneil replied on Sun, Feb 21 2010 12:18 PM

Riks:

all they need to do now is make a joystick

Of course!!,.......it would be the perfect place to hang the mouse!   But you may have to mute the speakers a little,....

 

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rapid1 replied on Mon, Feb 22 2010 6:41 PM

Rofl Manda that's a funny picture. The worst part about it is that's not a male hand, so I don't think protection in that form at least is a viable thing.

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