granted, but once your start playing wow you get hook and lose your girlfriend and fired from your job.

i wish that could learn to ride a motorcycle. 

Granted. But in your newly found excitement, you start performing stunts around your neighborhood. You get good. You then go onto a national tour, only to find yourself about to jump across the hoover dam... you don't make it and fall hundreds of feet to your death... the crowd applauses your demise.

I wish that I could get paid to sit around and do nothing.

Granted. Hope you enjoy your new job has a security guard sitting at a desk doing absolutley nothing for 12 hour shifts. Your not even allowed to read. And no computer or anything you have to sit there and watch a loading dock door and your on camera the entire time during your sift.

I wish that I could actually catch a fish when I go fishing.

 Granted, you have an amaizing season. Every time you fish you meet your daily limit. In fact your entire state does. Soon all the lakes are empty, then the streams and rivers. Soon even the hatcheries can't breed enough to keep your area stocked. All this excellent fishing has devastating effects on the ecosystem and algae and bacteria abound, creating an airborne super-virus with no known cure. Your great fishing season just killed the human race.

I wish I didn't leave my medication at the office.

you didnt leave your medication at the office but you overdose and spend the whole month in intensive care

lets see if you can corrupt this one

i wish i have a horrible day tommorow 

 granted, the next day you find a case full with 10 million dollors making you have a great day. the next day the cia arrest you for pulling of the robbing of a federal bank leaving you in jail forever. at least u didnt have a horrible day .

i wish my living room had a carpet. 

you get carpet but it is some old and moldy shag carpet from the 70s

i wish i will have a horrible life 

 Granted,but you will still have money left to buy a car,so it will not be that horrible.

 I wish I would destroy the neighbours house

Granted. While digging in your back yard you bust a gas pipe which ignites and blows up your entire block including your nieghbors house along with yours.

I wish cigarettes were healthy so I wouldn't have to quit!

 Granted, It is found out cigarettes are completely healthy and have no adverse affect on your body or health. However any food in any form is known to cause painfully incurable  cancer. It is either eat and get sick and die, or don't eat and starve to death. But Smok'em if you got em they're fine.

I wish I could get my business off the ground

Granted, after you open your new store within a week a twister comes through a literally lifts it off the ground. Parts of your store are found scattered overe the next 10 miles.

I wish I had a claper.

 granted, but the genie misheard you...You've got the clap! How you gonna splain that one to lucy?

I wish I felt like playing a video game right now. 

Savage Animal:

 granted, but the genie misheard you...You've got the clap! How you gonna splain that one to lucy?

 

I wish I felt like playing a video game right now. 

Granted, but BioShock 2 is a farming simulator.

I wish StarCraft 2 comes out before the year's end.

Granted but since they had to rush production to accommodate your wish the code is incomplete. Every time a plot change is about to take place the game either crashes to desktop or reverts to your last save. Pity you couldn't be more patient.

 I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

 granted but thats because you die in a horrible horrible way along with all your family and friends

i wish there were no pigeons in nyc.

 Wow, your post always end in me (or someone) dieing in horrific ways don't they. Well here you go.

Granted, there are no more pigeons in NYC, because they have contracted some mutated incurable strain of avian flu that kills the host as well as spreads easily to all forms of life via an airborne pathogen. Life in NYC, or the world no longer exists because of that pesky pigeon.

 I wish I had a soft pretzel. 

Granted, I got my soft pretzel, but it was wayyy too salty and the mustard was rancid.

I wish this thread hadn't gotten forgotten about.

Granted, this thread has been resurrected but is going to involve killing you off in numerous ways again.

I wish HH had a contest where everyone wins a new system.

FSeven:

Granted, this thread has been resurrected but is going to involve killing you off in numerous ways again.

I wish HH had a contest where everyone wins a new system.

granted, but all the systems come with faulty video cards that never get replaced!

i wish that the next persons wish after mine turns out bad.