Razer Venom Keeps Gamers Going For 4 Days Without Food Or Water - HotHardware
Razer Venom Keeps Gamers Going For 4 Days Without Food Or Water

Razer Venom Keeps Gamers Going For 4 Days Without Food Or Water

Rejoice! Celebrate! Take a day off of work just to enjoy your 5-pack when it arrives! Razer, a company that has made itself famous by producing gamer-approved input devices (mice and keyboards, mostly), just introduced something that will maybe...no, definitely...change the way gamers game, forever. And ever.

The product is called Venom, and it's nothing like what you think. It's designed to allow gamers to play all night long, always able to push through for "one more round." It's "scientifically proven to boost your senses and take down any signs of fatigue," allowing gamers to clock "up to over 100 hours of gaming in one sitting." It's a new record just waiting to happen, and you can be the one to set it.




With Venom, there's no need for sleep or food. Just plug in more Venom, and you're good to go for another 3-4 days. It's the grocery store's worst nightmare, but it'll keep you connected to Left 4 Dead 2 for ungodly amounts of time. With Razer Venom in your veins, our serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin keep your body nourished to keep you as fit as a fiddle – the food of champions. Razer Venom comes in an intravenous solution bag for personal consumption or a nebulizer which diffuses the Venom solution into a green mist to be inhaled – perfect for a week long LAN party with your clan mates.



Starter packs can be purchased now for $39.99 in the U.S. (or just under 40 Euros elsewhere), and while they're illegal in 38 states, Razer has worked out a deal with UPS that allows them to be drop-shipped to anywhere. Still not convinced it's for you? Don't think. Just order. And then laugh, a lot.
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Got my order in, can't wait for my shipment! Finally gonna be able to do that 200 hour marathon session of FF13 I've been wanting to do!

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"The Razer Venom's just utterly amazing! I was able to power-level my toon for 52 hours straight and didn't lose my focus from my MMO game even when midway through my gaming session an alien mothership from the planet Tribo landed in my yard and attempted to abduct me for an experiment! Screw that! Game on!!!"

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"Hello, ladies, look at your man, and now back to me. Now back at your man, and now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he starts using Venom, he could look like he hasn’t slept in 130 hours, just like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat sailing to Kalimdor. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have a chest filled with beta codes to Starcraft 2 you know that game you love. Look at it again, the codes are now for the final product...I'm on a spectral tiger, that’s my mount in WOW. I’m a level 99 Paladin. I rock this joint. Like a level 30 hurricane."

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rapid1:

"Hello, ladies, look at your man, and now back to me. Now back at your man, and now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he starts using Venom, he could look like he hasn’t slept in 130 hours, just like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat sailing to Kalimdor. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have a chest filled with beta codes to Starcraft 2 you know that game you love. Look at it again, the codes are now for the final product...I'm on a spectral tiger, that’s my mount in WOW. I’m a level 99 Paladin. I rock this joint. Like a level 30 hurricane."

I loved the Old Spice reference. 

 

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Marius Malek:

rapid1:

"Hello, ladies, look at your man, and now back to me. Now back at your man, and now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he starts using Venom, he could look like he hasn’t slept in 130 hours, just like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat sailing to Kalimdor. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have a chest filled with beta codes to Starcraft 2 you know that game you love. Look at it again, the codes are now for the final product...I'm on a spectral tiger, that’s my mount in WOW. I’m a level 99 Paladin. I rock this joint. Like a level 30 hurricane."

I loved the Old Spice reference. 

 

I would love to get one of those sc2 codes Wink Stick out tongue lol

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BUYER BEWARE Like all new substances it has side effects which should have been listed in the fine print somewhere, and I wish I had known about them before I purchased this stuff and tried it.

Because it made my thing turn fluorescent GREEN and glow in the dark , which scarred off my girlfriend . She saw it...screamed and ran back home to her mothers house.

So now I have nothing left to do except gaming for extended hours!

( I guess I could release my inflatable girfriend from the closet )

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lol thats just crazy but want to try it.

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Is this real? I'm unsure if this is a joke or not.

 

If it is, wow.

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Xolso:

Is this real? I'm unsure if this is a joke or not.

 

If it is, wow.

It was an April Fools joke lol

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