No More Woof Translates Dog Thoughs into English, Seeks $10K Funding on Indiegogo - HotHardware
No More Woof Translates Dog Thoughs into English, Seeks $10K Funding on Indiegogo

No More Woof Translates Dog Thoughs into English, Seeks $10K Funding on Indiegogo

Have you ever wondered what your dog is trying to say when he gives you a funny look? A unique Indiegogo campaign for "No More Woof" seeks to solve that problem by translating your dog's thought patterns into English so you know exactly what Fido is thinking. The way it goes about this is by using Electroencephalogram (EEG) to analyze animal thought patterns, which are then spelled out in human language using a loudspeaker.

Campaign details are a little fuzzy and the developers are very upfront about the fact that this isn't a finished product, but a work in progress that it hopes to finish with the help of donations. Be that as it may, No More Woof is embarking on an interesting path by focusing on neural patterns rather than the different types of barks and growls.

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"It is worth pointing out that dogs 'think' in a different way than humans. Whereas the dog's brain signals might indicate hunger, that does of course not really mean the dog is 'thinking' that, it's rather more a mental state than a 'thought' although the difference between these two things is actually an interesting philosophical question, for those who are into these things," the developers explain on their Indiegogo page.


One of the challenges of using EEG on pets is that of placement for best comfort. What they've come up with is a lightweight, headset-like device with small sensors and a Raspberry Pi nestled inside. It doesn't require shaving the pet's head or anything like that, though we're skeptical that all dogs will be as willing to wear it as the one in the video demonstration.

You can read more and optionally support the project by heading over to No More Woof's Indiegogo page.
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Ohhh come on. Really? I mean come on.

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I've had the same product idea for translating death metal into English.

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You are the future. 
I don't even know how they manage to put up the lyrics. there must be some translator out there already. Stick out tongue 

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Let's get this technology perfected on human thoughts first b4 we try to get it to work on animals.

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Reminds me of a certain kids movie... "Steve!" -> "Shrimpanzee!" -> "STEVE!!!"

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I really don't want to know what humans think, you think I need my dog bothering me?

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KOwen; I understand what you are saying but some peoples priorities are different than others some people might want to know what their pets are thinking and not very much worried what other humans are thinking. Dog's may think differently than humans but if they can figure out what a dog is thinking there would be a lot less to program than a human as we have very long and complex thought patterns. The biggest reason to cheer them on in this effort is because anything they learn will eventually trickle up to use for humans. Research in this field really wouldn't be a waste no matter what their intended audience is. My complaint is I want a version for cats =D

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Don't you think that the cat version would just be all expletives and put-downs, though? ;)

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Scolaner; rofl maybe! But it would be funny to listen to! I have two cats who I would like to think would just complain about food and me sitting around all the time.

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Hahaha... I betcha the final product will amount to nothing more than a random phrase (thought) generator. :D

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Woof! -- Hello!

Woof-woof! -- Goodbye!

Wuf-wuf! -- Hungry!

Grrrrr-woof! -- Very Hungry!

Grrrrrrrrrrr! -- Cat!

woof -- Stroke me!

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