Razer Venom Keeps Gamers Going For 4 Days Without Food Or Water

Razer Venom Keeps Gamers Going For 4 Days Without Food Or Water

Rejoice! Celebrate! Take a day off of work just to enjoy your 5-pack when it arrives! Razer, a company that has made itself famous by producing gamer-approved input devices (mice and keyboards, mostly), just introduced something that will maybe...no, definitely...change the way gamers game, forever. And ever.

The product is called Venom, and it's nothing like what you think. It's designed to allow gamers to play all night long, always able to push through for "one more round." It's "scientifically proven to boost your senses and take down any signs of fatigue," allowing gamers to clock "up to over 100 hours of gaming in one sitting." It's a new record just waiting to happen, and you can be the one to set it.




With Venom, there's no need for sleep or food. Just plug in more Venom, and you're good to go for another 3-4 days. It's the grocery store's worst nightmare, but it'll keep you connected to Left 4 Dead 2 for ungodly amounts of time. With Razer Venom in your veins, our serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin keep your body nourished to keep you as fit as a fiddle – the food of champions. Razer Venom comes in an intravenous solution bag for personal consumption or a nebulizer which diffuses the Venom solution into a green mist to be inhaled – perfect for a week long LAN party with your clan mates.



Starter packs can be purchased now for $39.99 in the U.S. (or just under 40 Euros elsewhere), and while they're illegal in 38 states, Razer has worked out a deal with UPS that allows them to be drop-shipped to anywhere. Still not convinced it's for you? Don't think. Just order. And then laugh, a lot.
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So is this like food or is it a drink... I didn't really get what this is...

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Neither - you take it with an IV. Look at first pic.

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Will it also make you strong enough to break Batman's back?

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O that picture just loaded up right now... Stupid slow AT&T connection!

Hehe drugs! Lol :P

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NOT shown in the picture is the other bag - the one with the gold-plated catheter.

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Good One 1st :P

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He's Green, He's slimy and he's Staring at me Ray!

So, Ray...When someone askes you if you are a God...You say YES!!!

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Well thought out.

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Well played.

I see the dark humor in this, very unethical but worth it if you want to be the best.

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And by best I mean lying there looking dead on the floor.

(sorry for the double post, edit button was not working at all.)

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....I'm pretty sure this is an april fools joke...

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NoobfromNS:

....I'm pretty sure this is an april fools joke...

No. It is real. Go to their site and you can buy it. Hit the "buy now" button. Wink

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

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Starter packs can be purchased now for $39.99 in the U.S. (or justunder 40 Euros elsewhere), and while they're illegal in 38 states,Razer has worked out a deal with UPS that allows them to bedrop-shipped to anywhere. Still not convinced it's for you? Don'tthink. Just order. And then laugh, a lot.

April Fools guys. 

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Could it be better than RedBull? It looks radioactive to me.

The advertising its funny and I think the same think... April Fools.

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XD I thought this was pretty funny.

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Well to make sure... HH wanna buy one and see if they deliver? :D

I say April fools too... it can't be found on their site unless linked too (unless its there and i can't find it...)

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"5 various needle sizes for various vein sizes" and some of you are still wondering if this is an April fool's joke? ; - ))

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I read that part too and was like really? you need different needles for that... but im not expert so i was just like ok then... :)

Hey you could be taking bigger doses at a time with a bigger needle :P lol

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Aw sweet! Great for LANing the whole weekend! LOL Thanks Razer!

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OK, everybody hit the digg button at the bottom of the story here... ready... go! :)

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Done! lol, Moe wanna buy it and test it for us to see how long you can last Wink LMFAO!

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Dude, I'm so gonna jack into the Matrix and juice up with this when I get my first shipment! I'll shoot video for all to see!

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LOL looking forward to that video! You better put it up! :P lol

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I have seen it all now LOL!!!! Get all jacked up on venom, sounds nice but I am leery of what the side effects are. If it gets FDA approval that would put my mind at ease.

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I knew that this was a sham when the article mentioned injecting this venom straight into your veins through a bag. I wonder what it feels like having the equivalent of liquid sugar injected into your bloodstream. 

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