1. Buy or steal one copy of expensive software
2. Sign up for Google adwords
3. Sell a whole bunch of it
4. Buy yachts and mansions and antique cars and pretty much have a Nelly video party running at your house day and night.
1. Practice saying: Please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me to hardened criminals.
2. Repeat for seven years, or until they kill you, whichever comes first.
Plan A sounded a lot better.
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