Entrepreneur Seeks iPhone 4 Video Sex Chat Operators
Jobs famous comment about porn on Android came was he explained why the app submitted by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Mark Fiore had been rejected from the App Store. Jobs said via email,
"Fiore's app will be in the store shortly. That was a mistake. However, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an (sic) Android phone."
Naturally, while making this statement Jobs completely ignored the fact that there's plenty of porn that can be viewed through Safari.
There could be an issue for the firm, unless Apple fixes the reception issues that occur when the iPhone 4 is held in the left hand. While only 10 percent of the population are lefties, that means 90 percent are righties, and might (ahem) hold the iPhone 4 in the left hand to put the right to better use.
Ah, and and now you see why you iPad buyers should have waited for the iPad 2, with the front-facing camera? Of course, it's possible that Apple will simply boot FaceTime off the iPhone 4, since it shouldn't be able to make it into the App Store, should it?
Here's the text from the ad:
iPhone 4 FaceTime Video Sex Line Chat - free iPhone 4 (NYC/LI)
Date: 2010-06-27, 12:06PM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Starting an online interactive pornography firm where woman will use the iphone 4 to video chat with potential customers on a pay as you go basis.
Hours are flexible, pay will increase as the business builds. Woman will receive a free iphone 4 to use as personal time when not working. Woman will talk to potential clients and chat with them and perform various acts as desired by clients. All information will be confidential.
Payment will be based on percentage of sales volume and performance. Potential launch date of the company is 9/1/2010 or based on feedback received.
Woman will receive, as before mentioned, a free cell phone and a very competitive salary.
Please send information and pictures - we would like to launch sooner than 9/1/2010.
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
This is at a non-profit organization.
This is an internship job
OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
Phone calls about this job are ok.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.